Eastbourne Cricket Club

2007 Awards (An alternative view!)

They are back!! Here is an alternative awards list for achievements of a different kind for 2007. (For all those mentioned, please don't contact your lawyer, its merely a bit of light hearted humour!)

The Alfred Smythe Drinking Trophy - Not awarded

The Steve Backley Javelin Throwing Salver - Ollie Ody (4 years in a row!) 

The Lord Lucan 'Where is he?' Shield - Dave Lockyer

The Nikon sponsored Best Tripod Cup - Ragheb Aga

The Dave Pollard 'Best buddy' Trophy - Duncan Cameron

The Dick Stofer 'Best looking naked man' Trophy - Martyn Garnett

The Shane McGowan 'God I'm good looking' Shield - Ollie Rayner

The Atlantis Night Club Award for biggest 'Sex- Pest' - Stuart Faith

The Stella Artois sponsored 'Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery' Trophy - Neil Crowley

The Best Dave Lockyer look-a-like Trophy - Richard Burnett

The Tim Ody Wicket-Keeping Salver - Chris Baker

The Lucrative MotherCare Clothing Contract - Simon Funnell

The Dulux sponsored 'I've been decorating ceilings' Award - Russ Varney

The Madder than Brian Mad of Madcastle Trpohy - Craig Pitman

The Durex sponsored 'Keep it in you pants' Cup - Jack Hepburn

The 'Hospital Pint' Pint Glass - Nick Hoadley

The Graham Underdown Most Strangely Dressed Person Award - Adam Blackburn

The Best David Gest Look-a-like Trophy - Luke Tomsett

The Orange Mobile sponsored Mobile Phone user Cup - Mark Trubshaw

The Captain Mainwaring's Dad's Army Shield - The 2nd XI

The 'Every Village has one' Village Cup - Jon Purdey

The Lemsip sponsored 'Couldn't catch a cold' Trophy - Graham Underdown

The Peter Andre & Jordan Best Couple Award - Murray Schofield & Claire

The B&Q sponsored 'Big Old Unit' Cup - Paul Hacker

The Dave Pollard Olive Branch Trophy - Adam Blackburn

The Ray Burns' Umpiring Shield - Malcolm Baker

The Gordon Ramsay Vocabulary Cup - Richard Smith

The Bernard Manning 'Do we miss him?' Trophy - Tim Freeburn

The Pete Andrews Talking Cup - Sam Feasey

The John Terry 'Man-marking your bird' Cup - Mark Tomsett

The Bollywood Bowl Winner - Siraj Mashood

The Gary & Phil Neville 'Are you two brothers?' Cup - Mark Dunford and Giles Adams (2 years in a row)

Rear of the Year Cup - Jack Hepburn (judge bride by B M Hepburn)

The Richard Hammond 'How do you drive this thing?' Trophy - Ben Brown

The Bobby Charlton 'Best Haircut' Cup - John Tomsett

The Alan Mullally Batting Shield - Tim Ody

The Red London Bus 'Better late than never' Award - Simon Cane-Hardy

The Milletts sponsored 'Best Bumbag Wearer Cup - Charles Kitching

The Jade Goody Salver for Supreme Fitness - Joe Barnett

The Stuart Collier Arrogance Shield - Stuart Collier (2 years in a row)

The Paul Osborn 'I've seen milk turn quicker' Cup - Chip Hoadley

The Osama Bin Laden 'Where is he?!' - Alfred Smythe

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