Eastbourne Cricket Club

2006 Awards (An alternative view!)

They are back!! Here is an alternative awards list for achievements of a different kind for 2005. (For all those mentioned, please don't contact your lawyer, its merely a bit of light hearted humour!)
 

The Alfred Smythe Drinking Trophy - Alfred Smythe (For his re-appearance at The Saffs)

The Original 'Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery' Trophy - Graham Underdown

The John Heald 'Tight as Wax' Cup - Russ Varney

The Steve Backley Javelin Throwing Salver - Ollie Ody (3 years in a row!) 

The Lord Lucan 'Where is he?' Shield - Dave Lockyer

The Lucrative MotherCare Contract - Martyn Garnett

The Michael Vaughan 'Sicknote' Salver - Richard Smith

The Patrick Swayze 'Ghost' Award for Wicket-Keeping - Chris Baker

The Courtney Walsh Batting Trophy - Mark and Luke Tomsett (Shared)

The Jack Russell Award for Cricketing Attire - Mark Trubshaw

The Red London Bus 'Better 'kin late than never' Award - Jack Hepburn

The London Heathrow Terminal 4 Cone Exhibition Entrant  - Richard Burnett

The Gordon Brown 'Where's all the money gone?' Treasury Plaque - Angie Myall (3 years in a row!)

The Paul Osborn 'Jackanory' Cup - Tim Freeburn

The Dulux sponsored 'I've been decorating ceilings' Award - Adam Blackburn

The Jamie Oliver Award for No More School Dinners (literally!)  - Jon Purdey

The Frank Sinatra 'More comebacks than a squash ball' Cup - Simon Hoadley

The Timmy Mallett Worst Dressed Person Award - Ollie Rayner

The Michael Carroll Chav Bling Trophy and matching chain! - Brian Hepburn

The Jade Goody Salver for Supreme Fitness - Duncan Cameron

The Osama Bin Laden 'Where is he?!' - Murray Schofield (Found in his hut!)

The Maureen from Driving School Award for Worst Driver in the South East - Ben Brown

The Swampy Award for Most Horrendous looking cricketer at the club - Craig Neal

The Sven Goran Eriksson 'I'll abandon ship' Salver - Jack Hepburn

Prize for Best 'Guess Who' look-a-like Character - Charles Kitching

The Gary & Phil Neville 'Are you brothers?' Cup - Mark Dunford and Giles Adams

The Stuart Collier Arrogance Shield - Stuart Collier

The More Pies than Mr Kipling Award - Tom Smith (2 years in a row)

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